hello. almost everyone calls me "Jessy". some people like to shorten it to "Jess". very few people call me "Jess-nay". to irritate me a little, some call me "Jasmine". and one person calls me "Jay". i like to talk very much. sometimes, i never seem to stop talking. people usually don't mind because i am a very interesting conversationalist. i talk about strange things. i am strange. i like weird things because they're so funny. i laugh at things i shouldn't laugh at sometimes. my parents scold me for doing so. well, my parents scold me for doing a lot of things. like talking to myself. i find that talking to oneself can relieve loneliness and alleviate feelings which are bottled up. when i'm angry with someone, but cannot tell them that i am so, i talk to myself. it's much faster than writing a furious letter then throwing it away. letters? i love writing letters. letters to people i love. letters to people that i don't like. and also love letters. i used to write a lot of those. people think it's sweet. i do too. people think i'm sweet. i'm happy they think i'm sweet. because usually people just think i'm weird or scary. did i mention that i like to talk? i think i did. let me check. oh yeah. i did. oops.
p.s. half the time, i'm unsure of what i say. pardon the gibberish, alright? :)
He’s the next Michael Cera. He’s a geek… and a hot one. He makes even the popular girls go crazy for him.
He always seems to get the girl. He beat Mr. Ryan Reynolds to get Kristen Stewart in Advenureland [and we all remember how hot Ryan is] and got to kiss Emma Stone in Zombieland.
His hair has that kind of fluffy look but then when you look closer it’s just really curly. You want to run your fingers through it and run his hair over his ear, we know he loves that.
His name is Jesse, the ultimate key of a gorgeous man. Remember Jesse from Free Willy? The pure childhood hotness. Imagine screaming the name Jesse. Yeah, I hear ya.
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whytheyrehot:
Why He’s Hot:
He’s the next Michael Cera. He’s a geek… and a hot one. He makes even the popular girls go crazy for him.
He always seems to get the girl. He beat Mr. Ryan Reynolds to get Kristen Stewart in Advenureland [and we all remember how hot Ryan is] and got to kiss Emma Stone in Zombieland.
His hair has that kind of fluffy look but then when you look closer it’s just really curly. You want to run your fingers through it and run his hair over his ear, we know he loves that.
His name is Jesse, the ultimate key of a gorgeous man. Remember Jesse from Free Willy? The pure childhood hotness. Imagine screaming the name Jesse. Yeah, I hear ya.
This. Now try and tell me you don’t want him.
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I got my eye on you.
Hot geeks? YES PLEASE.](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krf3whuXRT1qa1vdfo1_500.jpg)
